Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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