Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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