Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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