I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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