i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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