My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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