i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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