im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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