i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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