Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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