3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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