I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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