Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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