you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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