i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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