Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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