If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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