he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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