why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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