She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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