You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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