You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
