So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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