you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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