3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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