Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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