forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I could fuck to npr.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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