My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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