Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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