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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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