fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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