therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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