I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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