im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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