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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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