I wish I could punch you in the face.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
