i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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