dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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