He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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