the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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