I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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