Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
