Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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