he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
