Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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