I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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