At least make sure they are 18
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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