god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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