if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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