And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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