Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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