Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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