i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
sarcasm needs its own font
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
