wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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