That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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